Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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