just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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