This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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