My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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