this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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