I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize