a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it glows. i had to have it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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