Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Randomize
