What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Of course I have a pirate flag
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize