don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
