Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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