Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My balls are so social today.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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