Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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