i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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