I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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