The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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