How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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