his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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