I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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