What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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