Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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