Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize