You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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