There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
home. puking in laundry basket.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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