After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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