omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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