well you can't waste a boner
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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