Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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