He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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