That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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