The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
