Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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