I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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