At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
