I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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