Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im six kinds of drunk right now
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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