Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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