I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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