I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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