Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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