It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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