You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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