I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
