why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Bring me that man meat
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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