Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
why is half of my head shaved?
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