The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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