Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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