I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She bit a glass in half.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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