I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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