gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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