people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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