You just made me feel so damn special
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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