I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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