New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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