She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sorry about my life...
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