Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize